April 2013
3 posts
Apr 12th
29 notes
Apr 12th
15 notes
Apr 12th
14 notes
February 2013
1 post
Feb 9th
37 notes
January 2013
10 posts
When I'm waiting on an impossible person
Jan 24th
41 notes
3 tags
when I make up stories to my tables to try and get...
Jan 24th
63 notes
When your table tells you they changed their mind...
Jan 9th
41 notes
how i feel when customers are in my way... which...
Jan 9th
78 notes
3 tags
When I get a table of foreigners
Jan 7th
39 notes
3 tags
when someone asks me what I did on my day off
Jan 7th
32 notes
3 tags
When we're closed and I'm still waiting for my...
Jan 7th
65 notes
3 tags
When we get to try the new menu items
Jan 7th
17 notes
3 tags
When the restraunt is dead and im hovering around...
Jan 7th
20 notes
3 tags
When my table is flagging my down for somthing
Jan 7th
19 notes
3 tags
When one of my tables gets overly pissed about...
Jan 1st
28 notes
3 tags
When i've had a day off and I don't feel like...
Jan 1st
31 notes
3 tags
When my table asks why their food is taking so...
Jan 1st
18 notes
when some bitch asks for an extra napkin
Jan 1st
6 notes
2 tags
When someone complains to me about their service...
Jan 1st
13 notes
3 tags
Server meeting before the local high schools prom...
Jan 1st
20 notes
3 tags
When I get caught stealing food from the kitchen
Jan 1st
37 notes
October 2012
13 posts
follow my twitter account! i'm close to 10,000...
@waitressprobs  Ill post more on the blog when i reach 10,000 followers! 
Oct 16th
1 note
3 tags
When a fat ass at my table is stuffing their face
Oct 9th
24 notes
When my table tries to joke with me and i cant...
Oct 9th
76 notes
2 tags
How I feel after a table with kids leave
Oct 9th
39 notes
Anonymous asked: I'm just starting waitressing, and I wonder if you have any tips? I've been working at this place for a little while, but in the kitchen. So I know how most things work and i know the people, food etc. Like what I should and shouldn't do? :)
Oct 7th
11 notes
When theres a couple at my table having an intense...
Oct 5th
35 notes
When someone requests something not on the menu
Oct 5th
33 notes
2 tags
when I greet a table and one of them automatically...
Oct 5th
11 notes
When another server is complaining about a bad tip...
Oct 5th
29 notes
When I'm on my last nerve at the end of the night...
Oct 5th
23 notes
2 tags
when im starving at work and looking at all the...
Oct 5th
36 notes
when another server is bitching about being at...
Oct 5th
38 notes
3 tags
when a manager critiques my sidework
Oct 5th
15 notes
September 2012
11 posts
2 tags
when I agree to cover someones shift on a weekend
Sep 28th
38 notes
Anonymous asked: No questions...Just couldn't figure out how to leave you a comment. I LOVE what you have done. I read every single thing you have posted and you are my HERO!!! :D I've been a server for 4 years and you made me laugh so much.
Sep 26th
2 notes
when I get in trouble for eating food out of the...
Sep 26th
10 notes
2 tags
when someone asks for ketchup even though its...
Sep 26th
30 notes
3 tags
when people take forever to decide who is going to...
Sep 26th
40 notes
when another server starts a consersation with me...
Sep 25th
49 notes
3 tags
when I get off a double shift and my friends want...
Sep 25th
36 notes
3 tags
when a table of high schoolers come in
Sep 25th
44 notes
when I cant remember what my table ordered, so i...
Sep 5th
29 notes
/when I get cut early and decide to go out, and...
Sep 5th
45 notes
when I agree to cover a hosting shift
Sep 5th
26 notes
August 2012
16 posts
when a cute guy at my table compliments me
Aug 29th
22 notes
when someone hands me their dirty napkin
Aug 29th
25 notes
every weekend
Aug 29th
52 notes
when the hostess' are all up in my grill
Aug 29th
23 notes
when someone is standing in the way while i'm in a...
Aug 29th
47 notes